Well…shower or sauna? Please help yourself.
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
Aaarrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh
FUCK YOU!
FUCK. YOU.
You FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!
#can we take a moment to acknowledge the fact that amy pond attacks carolers with a water gun. a water gun. perfect human being.
#can we take a moment to acknowledge the fact that amy was told the doctor wasn’t dead #yet he left her again for another two years #all the time she spent wondering why hasn’t he come back for her yet #he always comes back for her#for the last two years she left a spot for the Doctor at Christmas hoping that he would come back #hoping that River didn’t lied to her #hoping that he would return for her #and her face— karen you deserve all the fucking awards— is perfect #it’s disbelief and worry and shock and happiness and love and so many other things all in one expression #because he did return to her #her raggedy doctor. her imaginary friend. her best friend. #he came back for her again. #congrats on ruining my life and happiness.
do-you-know-where-your-towel-is:
friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here
went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
and this little shit over here
went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts
BOYS
probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody
and neither of them is good at maths…
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
