Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
One time we told Ian that we changed the cameras and the network was cutting the budget and there would be no filters, and he was getting very stressed out that he didn’t look good on camera.
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* BLESS YOU ALL
soul mate — a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.
A TRUE FEMALE ICON
you watched me fall
i watched you scream
Lucky thing we’re allies right.
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Resting bitch face syndrome.
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.
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